Buddy lyrics

Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Tim Meadows, Tim Herlihy, and Robert Smigel

[Moving Train]
";Next stop! Coopersville!";

[Two guys talking]
";Hey Buddy";
";Buddy!";
";How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?";
";Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!";
";Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!";
";Buddy I know.";
";Buddy, M&M's?";
";Chocolate me, Buddy!... Tasty Buddy!";
";Buddy definitely";
";Hey get in on this drink Buddy!";
";Buddy, don't mind if I do";
";It's a bloody, Buddy";
";Buddy, it's killer!";
";BUDDY!";
";Sorry Buddy";
";Save me some Buddy!";
";Buddy I said I was sorry!";
";That's ok Buddy";

[Two more guys enter]
";Hey Dude!";
";Hey Buddy!";
";Dudes, you know this dude?";
";What's up Dude?";
";Hey Buddy";
";Buddy, sit down";
";Have some bloody Buddy";
";Dude";
";Dudes, here's a sixer, Budweiser time";
";Yeah, Bud Buddy";
";Yeah Dude";
";Cold ones Dude";
";Buddy, killer!";
[Drinking]
";I'm buzzing Buddy!";
";Dude, I know!";
[Female walking by]
";Oh Dude, check it, she's killer!";
";I want some of that Buddy";
";Oh Buddy, save some for me";
";Dude, that's my ex-girlfriend";
";Oh, sorry Buddy";
";Just watch it Dude!";
";Hey lay off him Buddy";
";Dude, don't get him started";
";I said I was sorry Buddy";
";Dude, let's just drop it";
";Buddy?";
";It's cool Dude";

[Two more guys enter]
";Hey Homey's";
";What's up Homeys?";
";Hey Buddy";
";What's up Dude?";
";Just chillin' Homey";
";Cool Buddy";
";Yeah Dude";
";Buddy";
";Homey";
";Dude";
";Homey";
";Dude";
";Buddy";
";Dude, check it out, a prison";
";Oh Buddy, imagine being stuck in there";
";I know Dude, that would suck";
";Homey, my brother is in there";
";Oh Buddy";
";Sorry about that Dude";
";Bummer Buddy";
";Bad timing Homey";
";I know Buddy";
";Sorry Dude";
";Not your fault Homey";
";I know, but Buddy";
";No, it's cool Homey";

";Dude, there's another train on this track";
[Sound of another train]
";Uh Buddy, it's coming at us";
[Train horn sounding]
";Dude!";
";Homey!";
";Buddy!";
";Buddy!";
";Homey!";
";DUDE!";

[Trains crashing]
";Dude?";
";Buddy, my head";
";Homey, get off me";
";Buddy, I can't see";
";What just happened to us Dude?";
";Homey, I told you, we should have taken the bus!";