Mr. Spindel's Phone Call lyrics

Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren

[Phone Rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!";
Student: [Whispering] ";Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"; [Chuckling]
Mr Spindel: ";Whut!?";
Student: [Whispering] ";You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!"; [Chuckling]
Mr Spindel: ";Hey! Who is this!";
[Student Hangs up phone]

[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!";
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!";
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: ";Who is this!?";
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!";
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: ";Answer me!";
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: ";Who is this!?";
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!";
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: ";For God's sake! Who are you!?";
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!";
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!";
[Dial tone]

[Operator recording playing ";If you'd like to make a call...";]
Mr Spindel: ";Who is that!?";
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!";
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: ";Who are you!?";
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: ";Please answer me!";
[Silence]

[Bleeping noise]
Mr Spindel: ";Oh God! Who is this!?";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";WHY!? WHY!?";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";Just tell me your name.";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";Please.";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";I'm gonna hang up!";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";I'm warning you!";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";That's it!";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";Damn you kids!!";
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: ";Damn you!!";
[Slams down phone]

[Phone rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
Mr Spindel: ";Hullo?";
Ted: ";Yeah, Bill.";
Mr Spindel: ";Oh, TED!";
Ted: ";I've been trying to get through to you forever. Who have you been talking to?";
Mr Spindel: ";I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!";