The Beating of a High School Janitor lyrics

";And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor.";

[Mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song

[Sound of someone walking towards him]
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine

";Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!";
[Person walking quickly towards him]
[Beating sounds]
";Hey!";
[Beating sounds]
";Get offa me!";
[Beating sounds]
";That's my bucket!";
[Beating sounds]
";Let go of my side burns!";
[Beating sounds]
[Sound of falling down into glass]