The Beating of a High School Science Teacher lyrics

Performed by Rob Schneider

";And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher.";

[Lecturing]
";Zinc is by far the best element.";
";I also like plutonium.";
";It's just fun to say.";
";Plutonium.";
[Sound of someonee walking towards him]
";How's your plutonium?";
";Good, thank you.";

";Excuse me!";
";Hello! The office is closed. So, if you wouldn't mind,.. Sir, what are you doing?";
";Hey! Get off of me!";
[Beating sounds]
";You're breaking the beakers!";
[Beating sounds]
";Those are my best goggles!";
[Beating sounds]