Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste lyrics

Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste


How many wrong turns can I make
I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile on top of me
But if she won't give it up well that's O.K
I never liked that drunk ass TWELVE YEAR OLD Bitch anyway
When she does it's on there she goes she's pissin on my floor
How many trips to the E.R will it take she gets her stomach pumped and runs to
buy another case of the Michelob cause
the Lonestar just won't do and the beer tastes awfully used St. Idesand even
Special Brew (Insert Hi-fi Hard Core
Supa-Dupa Fly Gangsta Rap here)
THE RAP::
Well just clap your hands everybody
and everybody clap your hands
We're lamda lamda lamda and
omega moves
we've come here onstage tonight
to do our show for you
we got a rockin rythm and a high tech sound
that'll make ya move your body down to the ground
we got point dexter on the violin
and louis and gilbert be joinin in
we got booger presley on the mean guitar
and a rap by little old me lamar
we got tashipiti on his gong
the boys and the moves clappin along
and just when you though you seen it all
Along comes jolly green 6 feet tall