Kris Kristofferson
Surreal Thing
Eddie The Eunuch lyrics
Eddie the Eunuch was a weaselNasty as an old man's nose
Making believin' he was evil
Struttin' in his mama's clothes
You know that Eddie had a bad connection
Never had a chance to ball
Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
Dreaming he was ten feet tall
But now Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic
Sucking like a super star
Slicker than a shoe-shine
Quicker than a two-time
Eddie what a thang you are
Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby
Putting other people down
Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby
'Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne
Kris Kristofferson
Albums Song Lyrics
Album Name: Surreal Thing
Release date: 2005
- Bad Love Story
- Eddie The Eunuch
- I've Got A Life Of My Own
- If It's All The Same To You
- If You Don't Like Hank Williams
- Killing Time
- The Golden Idol
- The Prisoner
- The Stranger I Love
- You Show Me Yours (And I'll Show You Mine)
Album Name: A Moment Of Forever
Release date: 2005
- A Moment Of Forever
- Between Heaven And Here
- Casey's Last Ride
- Good Love (Shouldn't Feel So Bad)
- Johnny Lobo
- New Game Now
- New Mister Me
- Road Warrior's Ament
- Sam's Song (Ask Any Working Girl)
- Shipwrecked In The Ighties
- The Promise
- Under The Gun
- Worth Fighting For
Album Name: Live At The Philharmonic
Release date: 2005
- Billy Dee
- Border Lord
- For The Good Times
- It Sure Was (Love)
- Jesse Younger
- Jesus Was A Capricorn
- Late Again (Gettin' Over You)
- Lovin' Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)
- Me And Bobby McGee
- Nobody Wins
- Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
- Rainbow Road
- Sugar Man
- Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down
- The Law Is For Protection Of The People
- The Pilgrim; Chapter 33
- Whiskey, Whiskey
Album Name: Third World Warrior
Release date: 2005
- Aguila Del Norte
- Don't Let The Bastards (Get You Down)
- Jesse Jackson
- Love Of Money
- Mal Sacate
- Sandinista
- The Eagle And The Bear
- The Hero
- Third World War
- Third World Warrior
Album Name: Repossessed
Release date: 2005
- Anthem '84
- El Coyote
- El Gavilan (The Hawk)
- Love Is The Way
- Mean Old Man
- The Heart
- They Killed Him
- This Old Road
- What About Me
Album Name: To The Bone
Release date: 2005
- Blessing In Disguise
- Daddy's Song
- I'll Take Any Chance I Can With You
- Magdalene
- Maybe You Heard
- Nobody Loves Anybody Anymore
- Snakebit
- Star-Crossed
- The Devil To Pay
- The Last Time
Album Name: Shake Hands With the Devil
Release date: 2005
- Come Sundown
- Fallen Angel
- Killer Barracuda
- Lucky In Love
- Once More With Feeling
- Prove It To You One More Time Again
- Seadream
- Shake Hands With The Devil
Album Name: Easter Island
Release date: 2005
- Easter Island
- Forever In Your Love
- Lay Me Down (And Love The World Away)
- Living Legend
- Risky Business
- Spooky Lady's Revenge
- The Fighter
- The Sabre And The Rose
Album Name: Who's to Bless and Who's to Blame
Release date: 2005
- Don't Cuss The Fiddle
- Easy, Come On
- Rocket To Stardom
- Silver (The Hunger)
- Stranger
- The Stallion
- The Year 2000 Minus 25
- Who's To Bless And Who's To Blame
Album Name: Breakaway
Release date: 2005
Album Name: Spooky Lady's Sideshow
Release date: 2005
- Broken Freedom Song
- I May Smoke Too Much
- Lights Of Magdala
- One For The Money
- Rescue Mission
- Rock And Roll Time
- Same Old Song
- Shandy (The Perfect Disguise)
- Smile At Me Again
- Stairway To The Bottom
- Star Spandgled Bummer (Whores Die Hard)
Album Name: Border Lord
Release date: 2005
- Border Lord
- Burden Of Freedom
- Josie
- Kiss The World Goodbye
- Little Girl Lost
- Smokey Put The Sweat On Me
- Somebody Nobody Knows
- Stagger Mountain Tragedy
- When She's Wrong
Album Name: Me & Bobby McGee
Release date: 2005
- Blame It On The Stones
- Darby's Castle
- Duvalier's Dream
- Just The Other Side Of Nowhere
- Me And Bobby McGee
- The Best Of All Possible Worlds
- To Beat The Devil
Album Name: The Silver Tongued Devil and I
Release date: 2005
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