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Review Score: (2/10)
I bought this album, along with Brutal Planet, expecting to find Alice at his matured finest. Instead, I was left feeling like I had purchased some garage band Sound Garden meets Metallica meets Puddle of Mudd rip off. There were no clearly defined gutar riffs (where is Davey Johnstone when you need him?), supremely odd chord structures, noises or or weird ghostly effects. Oh, there were maybe one or two good songs that hinted back to Alice in his better days, like This House Is Haunted and Take It Like A Woman. Unfortunately, the rest of both albums were rife with overly heavy guitar and standard hired studio hand drum work, along with tired old references to how Alice got his name, no more mister nice guy, etc. I found both albums geriatrically Alice's worst ever .

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