Avril Lavigne

Let Go

What kind of a name is Avril anyway?

Review Score:

(2/10)
She can't even spell. Say it with me, "B-O-Y." Plus, she's shallow, since she only wants him once he's famous, and she dumb--dumb--dumb--dumb. Vocal chord removal is the only option. Also, someone ought to steal all her pencils so that she can't write all that dumb stuff. Then, last of all, fill her ears with cheeseballs and her nostrils with sorbet. Tie her up and beat her up and throw her out of Babylon. And she has a funny nose. Worse than Michelle Kwan's. And weird eyes. She looks like a demon. Is she into Satanic worship? I met her at the mall once and she was wearing a pentagram necklace and black lipstick and she was singing, "Oops, I did it again" by Britney Spears. So she's really just a little teenie-bopper. Get a life. Get two of them. Get a whole barrel of lives. Go off to Zanzibar with your Skater Boi and if you ever come back, we'll kill ya!

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