Avril Lavigne

Let Go

Avril Levigne is a packaged product, not an artist.

Review Score:

(2/10)
This is probably the worst CD I've ever heard. Avril Lavigne could have sounded better if she was playing with kazoos and aluminum pie plates as opposed to musical instruments.

I can't think of a single artist who is worse than Avril Lavigne. If you want to annoy yourself, than just listen to this CD. It is annoying and repetitive. The songs sound so similar that you can't tell them apart. Every song is just a whiney teenager complaining about how miserable her life is, while a bunch of flat, dull, acoustic guitars twang and jangle away in the background.

This is manufactured "complaint rock" tailor made by a record company to fit into whatever is trendy today. Avril Lavigne was manufactured to take advantage of the pop-punk trend. She dresses up in a tomboy outfit. She rides a skateboard. She wears a tie. If you can't see how obviously manufactured she is, then you are just stupid. Anybody with a brain should realise that this is a carefully marketed product designed to exploit a fad, and separate a bunch of gullable immature fools from their money.

I know that all you Avril fans get your 12 year old feelings hurt when someone insults your idol, but trust me, someday you'll be sorry you were ever a fan of Avril Lavigne. Someday you'll throw away your tomboy outfits, and sell your skateboards. You'll realise that Avril is a fraud, and you'll hate yourself for being so naive. The same thing happened to me with Nirvana. I turned against them a few years ago when I realised how fake they are.

In a few years, Avril Lavigne will have a new job as a real estate agent, and nobody will like her music anymore. "Complicated" and "Don't Tell Me" will vanish from radio station playlists. Hot Topic will go out of buisiness. Sales of ties and tomboy clothes will drop by 95%. Don't worry people. Musical trends die out quick. There IS a future without Avril Lavigne. As soon as her fanbase graduates from middle school, she'll be gone.

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