What no Zero? Worst album ever?

Review Score: (2/10)
I was shocked at the 5 star reviews for this album. It might be the smuggest, most self centered collection of banal third rate rock ever recorded. The melodies are trite, the setiments predictable and hypocritical and their watered down Poco styled music is only matched by their watered down boogie rock. Pathetic. Perhaps the worst well known rock album ever. I'd give it Zero stars but there doesn't seem to be that option.

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