Elton John

The Road To El Dorado Soundtrack

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Review Score: StarStarStarStarStarStarStarStarStarStar (2/10)
The king of Crocodile Rock lost his teeth 25 years ago but here he is - again! - plugging away in geezer FM heaven. While old pharts may love the way John's campy cream puff crooning fluffs up their Depends, kids will absolutely hate this flaccidly-themed soundtrack of paint-by-number sugar pop fizz and bombastic lik-a-stik storytelling. Incredibly, The Road to El Doh!rado is worse than Elt's last Tim Rice collaboration AIDA, the 1999 multi-guest stinker currently being loaded in skeet machines around the world. Indeed, the only level this one works on is a cheap alternative for parents who want to sedate their hyperactive whippersnappers without having to shell out big bucks for a Ritalin prescription. Give it a rest Elton, for gawd's sake.

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The king of Crocodile Rock lost his teeth 25 years ago but here he is - again! - plugging away in geezer FM heaven. While old pharts may lo [ ... read complete review ]