Linkin Park

Hybrid Theory

Mommy, Daddy, Can You Buy My Lazy A$$ The Linkin Park CD????

Review Score:

(2/10)
I'll admonish stupid, inexperienced, Generation-Y teenagers who're buying this dishonestly fabricated music that's ferociously targeted on trifling teen-demographics-geez, guess that means I'm scathing most everyone of 1400+ reviews, especially the blasphemous violators who pilfered 5 stars for this!!!! The real tragedy's how infamously dumb and repulsive teenagers should know by now that outrages to music like LP are PUBLIC ENEMY NO.1 due to their decaying intelligence they use for insipid lyrics, which subordinate their derogatorily awful "themes". Instead, sages like me are corralled to descend to Generation-Y teenagers' baseness to lecture these mommy-and-daddy-skimming parasites about their willfulness to be whored by cold corporations who exploit supposedly "popular" high-school crap like talking in colloquial ebonics, being fearfully insecure-always insinuating aggression like "Shut Up When I'm Talking To You!!!!!!!"-and probably the lowest high-school mentality sickness: needily and yearningly crying for girls, not genuinely affectionate, but because they artificially pressure a "loved one" to replace the broken homes and bad parental relationships they come from!!!! I've incontrovertibly condemned LP as directly mass-marketed towards verminous, Generation-Y teenagers-if you're a patronizing adult, then you've SERIOUS problems!!!!

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