Mandy Moore

So Real

I see a total and complete lack of talent here.

Review Score:

(2/10)
I mean, seriously. What can this girl do? She didn't even attempt to write her own material. Her voice isn't that great...in fact, it quickly gets very annoying. None of this music has any real quality to it. So what's the good of buying the CD? You're never gonna listen to the trash that's recorded on it, right? (Unless you feel like making fun of it, of course.) Well, say your water bottle starts "sweating," you know, and it's getting all over your hand? Mandy's CD makes an unbeatable little shiny white coaster with a big, encircled "M" on the front!

OK, so there's only one way to put this awful monstrosity to good use. And believe me, coasters cost far less when they're not disguised as music. Oh, Mandy, isn't there ANY job at all out there better suited to you? I mean besides Mandy Moore's Coaster Company, Inc.

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