I can't get into blackmetal...

Review Score: (2/10)
Im sorry but i just cannot get into this dull genre known as blackmetal... All these bands to me sound terrible "mayhem" , "emperor" , "burzum" , "god-dethrone" , "dark funeral" , "dark throned" and i've given all those guys a chance and i got nothing out of doing it. Basically, blackmetal all sounds the same...Satanic lirycs are not scary nor is dressing up in all black leather, because it makes you look like a retard. Anyways, mayhem's "de mysteriis dom sathanas" has like all of the other blackmetal bands a very BAD PRODUCTION and same idiotic satanic lirycs and its boring. I do hope all you guys that love blackmetal have fun with satan in hell and let him poke his fork in you a-holes! Not recommended.

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