Rhapsody

Symphony Of Enchanted Lands

Another power metal CD, another 1-star review.

Review Score:

(2/10)
I know that what I'm about to say will probably completely go over the heads of you Rhapsody fans, but I'll throw my 2 cents into the mix anyway (I can never resist the opportunity to stir up trouble, such is my devious nature).

Do you actually like this music? A question worth pondering, methinks. Here's some friendly impartial advice: put down your 24-sided dice, chuck your "Wheel of Time" books in the garbage, turn the volume on the stereo down for a few minutes, and give yourself a good hard look-at in the mirror. Ya see that? That's you that is. Now, some day you may have a family. You may settle down in a nice little house in the country and live a happy, prosperous life. But then, I'll come calling. I'll show your wife and kids your Rhapsody collection (which you will have got rid of, because someone will have slapped some sense into you), and your humiliation will know no bounds.

Some day. Be warned.

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