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Review Score: (2/10)
If you like chinese water torture, I suggest you put this album on repeat. If Ipecac doesnt work for you, I suggest you follow my instructions above. If you are diabetic, stay away from this album because it has more sugar than the Kool Aid man has in his belly.

I think the cover says it all. I mean, that cover is deep and meaningful I think. This is probably one of the most amazing album covers since the Who's Live At Leeds cover which is a visual masterpiece, or maybe Spinal Taps Smell The Glove album, which has more depth and meaning to it than this album could even dream to have.

Anyway, buy this album immediately! You wont regret it!

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