Well, Give Them an "A" for effort...

Review Score: (2/10)
But sorry people, the execution falls flat. Granted, this
is something of a "new" direction for VH and shouldn't be held up against the past, not the Hagar era and especially not the Roth era. However, Eddie seems to have hit the glass ceiling as far as trying his hand at being more "progressive". The songs are too long, unbelievably disjointed, and crudely cliched. The titanic drums and monster guitar have been replaced by...um more synths, and that's about it. Gary Cherone is no better or worse than Hagar really, but this album can't be blamed on him. Eddie, Alex and Mike sound like a bunch of 13-year olds trying to
sound like Rush re the "Permanent Waves" era. Even after two or three listens these WILL NOT grow on you. You'll just want to throw it in the garbage.

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