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Review Score: (2/10)
This album is horrible. It's sole purpose is to prevent the formation of water marks on my coffee table - otherwise it is completely useless. I don't know what Eddie Van Halen was thinking, having kicked Roth out of the band a second time, and replacing him with this [...] singer.

I tried listening to the album - really I did, but it was no use. This album is garbage, and not even the fact that "Fire in the Hole" was used in the Lethal Weapon movie could save this [...]. Don't buy this album.

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